@shanecelis@mastodon.gamedev.place
Post #2661183
2026-05-11 03:02 UTC
@liamvhogan@aus.social 2/ “Your hand is roasting. You’re not sure but the flesh may be peeling off. Do you feel it?”
“No.”
“I have increased the pain level to 50. Do you feel it now?”
“Maybe a little.”
“Do not withdraw your hand until the test progress bar completes.”
“Ok.”
“…Congratulations! You’re human. You may withdraw your hand.”
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@solitha@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 04:33
@shanecelis@mastodon.gamedev.place I was thinking more along the lines of: "All right, put your hand in the box." "Nothing's happening." "You're completely correct. I've turned it on now." "Still nothing." "You're very perceptive. I've figured out what I did wrong and it should definitely work now." "OW THE NEEDLE" *dies* "Yes, you're right. I stabbed you with the gom jabbar. I should not have done that, and I'm very sorry and won't do it again." @liamvhogan@aus.social