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@fatsam@mstdn.social [civilization collapses] Mob of people: “Hey, I know where we can a bunch of gear and food.” Prepper: “Yeah, I also have guns and lots of ammo.” Mob of people: “I know where we can get food *and* guns.” Prepper: “I have a hundred guns.” Mob: “There’s a hundred of us.” Prepper: “Yeah.” Mob: “You have two hands.” Prepper: “Yeah.” Mob: “Math. Plus we have guns too.” Prepper: “Oh.” Mob: “But thanks for the food and guns.”