Sucking Jesus' dick rule
2026-05-16 02:54 UTC
Replies (12)
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@Forester@pawb.social 2026-05-16 03:28
Jesus died on the cross so that this man’s horniness could be forgiven
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@Gork@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-16 03:50
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@Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-05-16 06:03
I’m personally there for the resurrection sex. That’s gotta be like morning sex but waaaayyyyy better.
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@FishFace@piefed.social 2026-05-16 09:08
In the medieval period there were nuns who were seriously into Jesus…
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@CandleTiger@programming.dev 2026-05-16 15:55
That statue is St Patrick though not Jesus
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@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2026-05-16 16:28
Oh, he is risen…(sensual saxophone playing)
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@FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2026-05-16 04:39
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@Fedi-bitch@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-05-16 18:19
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@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2026-05-16 18:39
Also (to the comment in the meme) you wouldn’t grant Jesus a little bj as relief as he’s drinking the cup of sin and being tortured to death for all mankind? What kind of an asshole are you?
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@Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2026-05-16 03:34
And then there’s the fans of Quills
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@Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2026-05-16 20:02
Que obligatory Christian Woman by Type O Negative.
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@read_desert@lemmy.ml 2026-05-18 21:43
I once masturbated to Jesus on the cross. I did it outside at a Catholic retreat on a Marian Grotto trail. I was a weird kid.