Post #2637639
2026-05-02 18:11 UTC
Imagine if you will: a modern fantasy setting, wherein a house party in a bougie part of town is about to kick off.
Guy in fashionable religious vestments: "Heyoooo! I'm Dalton, I'm a cleric of Bodacious, lord of revelry, and I'm here to make this party ROCK. Fifty gold up front."
Party host: "Fifty gold?!?"
Dalton, cleric of parties: "Yah dude, the whole reason y'all called me in was to make sure nobody gets hungover. Magic's pricey! See these berries? Need 'em for the miracle, and they only grow in ONE country. Importin' them's a nightmare. Trust me though, the alternative's way worse."
Party host: "What's the alternative?"
Dalton, cleric of parties: "Not drinkin'."
Party host: "Mmn, you got me there."
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@CadeTheCat@tiggi.es 2026-05-07 20:28
I had considered the guy being a cleric of Dionysus but while struggling in that direction the automated name generator that my brain installed without my consent came up with "bodacious" as the name for a party god and I was just like "okay yeah that's funnier"