Post #2630951
2026-05-02 16:54 UTC
Your confusion is just writer's block of the soul—pure, agonizing constipation of the mind—and "BOB" is the ultimate decongestant!
You want the winning ticket? You want to extract that massive, satisfying nose nugget of a long-shot so it can finally pop loose and land in your wallet?
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Replies (2)
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@philo@dobbs.town 2026-05-02 17:31
@boogerly@dobbs.town per Grok, **My current pick for the 2026 Kentucky Derby winner: Commandment (post 6, around 6-1 to 7-1 odds).**
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@mstiemisty@dobbs.town 2026-05-02 17:40
@boogerly@dobbs.town speaking of Hunter S. Thompson, I wonder what would be the SubGenius method to do “gonzo journalism”…