Post #2573067
2026-05-09 14:35 UTC
Replies (10)
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-05-09 15:23
I was a child, I was a defenceless fucking child
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@skington@glasgow.social 2026-05-09 14:51
@ifixcoinops@retro.social … AND PRETEND YOUR NAME IS KEITH! We bought our Akita puppy from some nice people near Keith in Aberdeenshire, some 10 years ago. *Every* time I looked at a map to plan driving there: *bam*, earwormed.
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@pdcawley@mendeddrum.org 2026-05-09 14:54
@ifixcoinops@retro.social Argh! Argh! Argh! Now you got it on me as well, you absolute bastard! BUY A JUMBO JET AND THEN BURY ALL YOUR CLOTHES PAINT YOUR LEFT KNEE GREEN AND EXTRACT YOUR WISDOM TEETH SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND PRETEND YOUR NAME IS KEITH!
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@foobarry@mastodon.social 2026-05-09 15:02
@ifixcoinops@retro.social but do you remember the B side
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@nflux@gts.exile.social 2026-05-09 15:12
@ifixcoinops@retro.social i think i can still recite much of that song and it pops into my brain at stupid times on a loop. I'm kinda reassured to know i didn't imagine the whole thing though 👌
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@Nezchan@wandering.shop 2026-05-09 15:22
@ifixcoinops@retro.social As performed by The Two Wet Gits.
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@nyankat@beach.city 2026-05-09 17:18
@ifixcoinops@retro.social BUY A JUMBO JET, AND THEN BURY ALL YOUR CLOTHES
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@oisin@mastodon.ie 2026-05-09 17:49
@ifixcoinops@retro.social oh god no (eats Renault 4)
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@wav3ydave@mas.to 2026-05-09 22:16
@ifixcoinops@retro.social that my kids know all the words to this i consider my greatest parenting acvhievement
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@napalousa@pagan.plus 2026-05-11 00:32
@ifixcoinops@retro.social Oh no!!!! That song has been gone from my head for bloody years. What have you done? 🤭