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Post #2548379

2026-05-12 21:38 UTC

I think it's time to act on my plan to replace all the humans with exact replicas made out of ice cream. If you'd like to be considered for an exemption, please file form IC-42 in twelveplicate with my secretary before the end of June, 2025. Otherwise, you may expect to be converted into a delicious frozen treat sometime in the second half of 2026. Thank you for your attention. And your impending deliciousness.

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