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If I could wave a wand or something and stop news stories about issues impacting more than one person from starting like "It was 8am one unremarkable morning in April, when Tommy Bleepblorp, fresh out of college and brimming with ambition, noticed on the way to his internship position that something was amiss." I think at one point, stuff like this must have made people pay extra attention. Now it just makes me think if I scroll down to the bottom of the page, I'll get a killer brownie recipe.