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Post #2494925

2026-05-13 09:31 UTC

actually, the climate destroying machine, which is the reason you can no longer buy any hardware, is threatening your job and your water supply is a good thing because it always finds bugs no one previously gave a single shit about. :neocat_thumbsup:

Replies (5)

  • @dgar@aus.social 2026-05-13 09:33

    @catraxx@tech.lgbt … yay?

    Open ##2769801

  • @beric@thehappyfamily.stream 2026-05-13 12:16

    @catraxx@tech.lgbt it really is good at that job, isn't it! It found so many bugs! Of course, much of the list was stuff that had already been reported and fixed because AI likes to just remember words at you, but we can all rest assured that the others weren't stolen because it simply *hallucinated* most of the others. Good machine. Very useful. Clearly worth destroying the planet and our lives for.

    Open ##2769805

  • @mcwaits@hachyderm.io 2026-05-13 17:26

    @catraxx@tech.lgbt Don’t forget that all those previously undiscovered bugs are now a zero day vulnerability you need to patch on Saturday and your boss said no OT because you “aren’t worth the tokens”, something they now say on a daily basis. They keep their office door locked and the blinds down, but the smoke alarm keeps going off and you think they might be doing burnt offerings to Claude. Also now Youtube thumbnails somehow look worse.

    Open ##2769806

  • @catraxx@tech.lgbt How many of the bugs too do you think was caused by over using the climate destroying machine to vibe code too?

    Open ##2769808

  • @tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one 2026-05-27 06:40

    @catraxx@tech.lgbt SHUT UP AND USE AI. OBEY. OBEY. pretty please? :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance: :bananadance:

    Open ##2949541