@christineburns@mastodon.green
Post #2482844
2026-05-12 11:22 UTC
Me [to delivery driver]: This mattress is almost 40 years old
Driver: “It’s done well”
Me: “Yeah, considering all the bouncing up and down it’s seen”
[Pregnant pause. Young co-driver blushes]
Me [winking mischievously]: “Hmm.. Maybe that was too much information “ 😂
They’ve promised to deliver the next one in another 40 years.
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@HarriettMB@toot.wales 2026-05-12 12:20
@christineburns@mastodon.green Young people are hilarious when older people make innuendo or talk about anything remotely sex or activity related. Like they think it all stops at 35 or something.