Post #2437970
2026-05-01 01:26 UTC
Stop reading this post you fucking asshole.
Stop it right now.
I forbid you from continuing to read.
One more line and you’re going to be in a world of hurt!
Still reading? Heh, we’ll see about that.
Seriously, if you are still reading this post I just want you to know you are hurting me personally, please just stop out of kindness and empathy.
I KNOW PEOPLE, THEY WILL GET YOU IF YOU KEEP READING THIS POST.
All the people I know have left me because you read this post, happy now?
Actually, I want you to keep reading this post. Just shows me how pathetic you really are.
Okay, but really though no more
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@riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist 2026-05-03 12:36
@bug@ni.hil.ist monster at the end of this book vibe :catjam: