Post #2393729
2026-05-10 22:34 UTC
Replies (7)
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@ericg@beige.party 2026-05-11 08:43
@mookie "9-to-5" 🤣 More like 996, amirite?
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@titanmanfred@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 08:48
@mookie d LI is part of the US #MikroSchrott (#microtrash) environment
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@dictatordave@poa.st 2026-05-11 12:38
everyone's always so happy like stop lying to me also its a great delusion engine for women mostly they're always being pat on the back or promoted or something on there it would be hilarious to go around commenting on people's profiles with ai analysis of their profile and picture showing how much of it is faked and touched up by ai's
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@elithebearded@fed.qaz.red 2026-05-11 16:12
@mookie I suspect linkedin readers look at that and think "9 to 5? You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket."
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@xobb@mstdn.social 2026-05-11 19:54
@mookie LinkedIn is social media for spongebobs. No patrics or Mr.Krabs hang out there.
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@oldguycrusty@mastodon.world 2026-05-11 20:35
@mookie I love this... Have also called LinkedIn "FaceBook for MBAs and wannabees..:
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@helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net 2026-05-12 20:57
@mookie Acho chique demais a jornada diária dos gringos. Aqui no Brasil, quem entra às 9h precisa sair às 18h. Isso quando não é obrigado a ter 2 horas de almoço, e só sai às 19h.