Post #2339063 · Elektrine

2026-05-09 19:59 UTC

A project to monitor billionaire private jet travel to provide early warning of the Apocalypse is now online and next week will offer a subscription-based alert system you can sign up for. The idea seems sound. The billionaires are easily spooked, will probably get advance notice of whatever, then will fly off double time to their hidey-holes and bunkers, and this will show up as a sudden spike in billionaire air travel, letting the rest of us know shit&#39;s incoming. https://ews.kylemcdonald.net/

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@crispius@mstdn.fname.ca 2026-05-10 01:48

@adwright@mastodon.social Also a great tool for locating their bunkers for… reasons.

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@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca 2026-05-10 01:54

@adwright@mastodon.social @crispius@mstdn.fname.ca love this 😂

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@brandonscript@appdot.net 2026-05-10 01:57

@adwright@mastodon.social you know, we could repurpose this same system to proactively prevent the apocalypse in the first place? Just wait until they're all in the same place and then... @chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca

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@noplasticshower@infosec.exchange 2026-05-10 02:02

@adwright@mastodon.social lol

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@cafechatnoir@mastodon.social 2026-05-10 03:06

@adwright@mastodon.social I cannot decide how I feel about this. Not mad about it by any means, but more of "is this something I really want to know in general and does knowing that it exists stress me out?" IDK, makes me think the better option is eliminating the billionaire class entirely.

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@agturcz@circumstances.run 2026-05-10 10:07

@adwright@mastodon.social New Pizza Index has dropped!

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