My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up
2026-05-03 06:21 UTC
Replies (7)
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@sexy_peach@feddit.org 2026-05-03 06:30
I take my beauty rest seriously. So seriously that, after months of testing, I bought my ludicrously expensive Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra review unit. Imagine telling on yourself this hard web.archive.org/…/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summar…
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@MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2026-05-03 10:32
You’re one of the reasons they can sell that crap. Why do people always only learn by experience?
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@markz@suppo.fi 2026-05-03 07:47
Isn't archive.is the one that uses you for a ddos attack
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@jordanlund@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 21:00
If your snoring is that problematic you probably need a sleep study and a CPAP machine, not a $5,000 bed making you drink.
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@Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2026-05-04 13:17
Jeez. An apple-infested, AI-powered bed with cloud-acces that monitors your most private moments and shares them with the world? And that also costs money not pays you? But when I'd ask them if I could just sit there and watch them sleep, suddenly I am the weird one?
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@fta@lemmy.zip 2026-05-04 00:28
https://github.com/LiamSnow/opensleep
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@MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 17:46
Moron.