Post #2340061
2026-05-03 06:30 UTC
I take my beauty rest seriously. So seriously that, after months of testing, I bought my ludicrously expensive Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra review unit.
Imagine telling on yourself this hard
web.archive.org/…/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summar…
Replies (2)
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@tyler@programming.dev 2026-05-03 06:41
Telling on themselves what?
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@Cherry@piefed.social 2026-05-03 08:33
Yeh her ability to waffle is annoying. They oversaturated every point repetitively and pad it with crap. > I nearly choked on the protein bagel I’d been shoveling into my gob. Short story they bought a ridiculous priced bed to give them data…and it gamified their sleep and gave them dodgy info…not a surprise. Article takes 10 paragraphs to explain, and is entitled the bed needs to shut up. Ironic.