Why is the chef magic? Terrible answers only.
2026-05-02 13:10 UTC
Replies (24)
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@iMastari@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 05:56
Can actually burn water.
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@Treczoks@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 07:32
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
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@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-06 16:19
chagic mef
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@ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-02 13:44
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
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@bizarroland@lemmy.world 2026-05-02 15:25
That was Mrs. Frizzle's next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-02 14:34
If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef. In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.
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@stolig@lemmy.world 2026-05-02 23:08
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
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@Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-02 15:56
Pact with Satan
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@turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2026-05-02 15:55
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
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@Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-02 21:58
It’s all instant food.
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@Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 2026-05-02 23:46
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
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@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 01:54
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
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@magnetosphere@fedia.io 2026-05-03 02:11
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK! _zap_ You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog
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@CallMeAl@piefed.zip 2026-05-02 13:24
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
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@jobbies@lemmy.zip 2026-05-03 13:31
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
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@CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2026-05-02 14:21
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour, To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power, A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
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@kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-02 13:13
Terrible curse
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@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2026-05-02 19:38
Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef. The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.
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@Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 2026-05-02 16:31
If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon. If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.
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@Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-03 00:09
Burns the steaks
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@FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-02 13:20
He put his dick in it
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@Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-02 16:36
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
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@altphoto@lemmy.today 2026-05-02 18:37
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he's cooking pork chops, and the other half.....hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.... I mean from the joke. A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave....do you guys think this is funny? That's what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
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@Routhinator@startrek.website 2026-05-03 13:09
I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.