Claude Code's creator is sick of the phrase 'vibe coding.' Suggest your alternative here.
2026-05-08 17:39 UTC
Replies (40)
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@arcine@jlai.lu 2026-05-09 23:44
Code Vomit.
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@jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2026-05-10 01:32
I read all the way to "is beginning to annoy him." and immediately stopped giving a fuck.
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@SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2026-05-09 23:25
SLOP++
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@Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2026-05-09 23:41
Clanker code.
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@nightlily@leminal.space 2026-05-09 22:37
Lobotomy as a Service.
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@DeuS@feddit.nl 2026-05-09 20:48
How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)
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@melfie@lemmy.zip 2026-05-09 23:41
Spanking the code monkey.
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@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 21:24
Ass-coding
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@XPost3000@lemmy.ml 2026-05-09 22:07
Slopware Engineering
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@chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 20:01
What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?
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@Kaligalis@lemmy.world 2026-05-10 00:22
Nothing wrong with "vibe coding", "prompting", "generating" or the other terms associated with using AI to generate something. If you do proper quality assurance, and assume ownership and accountability it is your piece of work. If not, it's AI slop.
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@ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2026-05-09 20:34
Jerking off.
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@Professorozone@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 18:59
NOT - coding.
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@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2026-05-09 18:58
My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything! Subscription fee is only $1m a minute, most answers are returned in about 3 hours, since I can't afford more RAM.
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@tristynalxander@mander.xyz 2026-05-09 21:17
Subscription bugging.
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@grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 20:25
Personally massaging the code
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@sirdorius@programming.dev 2026-05-09 08:12
Tech debt
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@lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 09:30
fuckin' Clown Code.
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@Blackmist@feddit.uk 2026-05-09 10:45
"Call it what you like, you're still going to need us" Code. It's just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn't mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the "no code" rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it. If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won't be too painful to add.
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@CatAssTrophy@safest.space 2026-05-09 09:50
Who gives a flying fuck what terms one asshole is sick of? Fuck him, fuck vibe coding and trying to enforce language that appeals to what "elite" dipshits like.
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@davidagain@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 08:34
- Subscription coding. - It looks like you're writing an app. Can I help you with that? - CrappyCodey - Clueless coding - Klutz code - Mañana coding - Brain-free coding - Developerless development - Self-driving systems - Humanity-free development - If claude can do this it can replace management next - Claude codepirated - Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft - AI pwned - I never really understood the codebase in the first place - Blagger's code - I'm so much more valuable to my employer now that I've outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.
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@FireWire400@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 08:41
* Slopcoding * Codeslopping * Spaghetticoding * "Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years" Coding
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@vane@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 08:20
codeshittication
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@Scrollone@feddit.it 2026-05-09 07:29
- Slopcoding - Poopslopping - Anti-environment laziness
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@Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-09 09:05
Script Kiddie is the derogatory term for hackers that download tools and have no idea what they are doing.
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@grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-08 18:53
Fauxgramming
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@zoloftt@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 10:22
Clippy coding! Newer coders won't get the reference, older coders can hold it with the same scorn.
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@AresUII@lemmy.world 2026-05-08 17:41
Code laundering
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@bountygiver@lemmy.ml 2026-05-09 02:40
isn't vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would've used slop coding lol
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@Randelung@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 07:36
I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It's quite fitting tbh.
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@TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 2026-05-08 17:45
Slop coding.
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@Deestan@lemmy.world 2026-05-08 18:11
"Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt" Doesn't roll off the tongue as well, though. "Slopping"
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@pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 2026-05-08 18:28
plagiarism as a service
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@trailee@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-08 18:00
Autoclanking
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@jasoman@lemmy.world 2026-05-08 19:55
Slopspreading
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@Baggie@lemmy.zip 2026-05-09 01:20
Fauxding
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@Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2026-05-09 04:19
Automated bullshiting?
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@rlc3r_yb3ldcg_@lemmy.ml 2026-05-09 00:48
slop cobbling
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@tinfoilhat@lemmy.ml 2026-05-08 21:38
Cuck coding.
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@HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 2026-05-08 21:53
Sloperating?