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"Looking for a flat, don't have much money." I do know of one. Two bedrooms, separate kitchen, bathroom, £2.50 a week. "That's terrific, we'll take that!" Hang on, there are drawbacks. For one, it's next door to a Chinese restaurant. "That's no problem, I like Chinese food!" And on the other side, there's a Chinese laundry. "Well that'll be handy for when I spill sweet and sour down my shirt!" And there *is* a bit of a commute... "Nah, it'll be fine, where is it?" Hong Kong. #BadJoke