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What if the Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy was written in Jive talk? Listen here, Jack, 'cause the Guide is layin' it down cold: a towel is the most heavy-duty, righteous piece of threads a space-hoppin' cat can ever own. It’s got more moves than a back-alley dice game. Check the scene: Keepin' it Chill: When you’re bouncin’ across those frosty moons of Jaglan Beta, you just wrap that cloth 'round your frame to keep the goosebumps at bay. Catchin' Rays: You can flop it down on those flashy marble sands of Santraginus V and just breathe in that sweet, funky sea air. The Big Sleep: You can crash out under the velvet sky of Kakrafoon while those red stars are doin' their dance. On the Move: Use it like a sail to drift down that heavy River Moth, or soak it down to get heavy when the rumble starts. The Fake-Out: Wrap it 'round your melon to dodge the stink or hide from that Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. That beast is so dim-witted, he thinks if you ain't lookin' at him, he ain't lookin' at you—pure jive, man! The SOS: If you’re in a tight spot, wave that rag like a flag to get some help. And naturally, if the thing ain't too funky yet, you can use it to dry your hide. Dig?