Post #2241867
2026-05-07 21:54 UTC
my friends made up a classification for pokemon therians in that every pokemon is woods or gyms. i grew up going to public school and buying snacks at the convenience store, so i'm a gyms pokemon. vaporeon walks on all fours and calls me "glaceon" out of what i assume to be pure instinct, so they're a woods pokemon. mia grew up in the woods foraging for berries but now has a trainer id and stays in hotel rooms so it's not a binary or anything
Replies (5)
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@aescling@glitch.cat.family 2026-05-07 22:21
@monorail@glaceon.social imagine being the grass cat pokémon and yet being thoroughly gyms
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@Mareepy@glaceon.social 2026-05-07 23:13
@monorail@glaceon.social I'm on a hill c:
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@gardevoir@glaceon.social 2026-05-08 02:27
@monorail@glaceon.social i'm the third panel that's like "despite buying sliced berries at the pokémart, mia is woods"
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@Scout@glaceon.social 2026-05-08 02:35
@monorail@glaceon.social y am woods... actually a lot of my close friends are too
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@furret@glaceon.social 2026-05-08 10:48
@monorail@glaceon.social we are woods pokemon.... eeheeeee :Eevee_joyful: