Post #2226460
2026-05-05 19:58 UTC
:attempts the tiniest amount of boring email triage on iPad:
Hugo, a cat: NO IPAD ONLY PETS
I missed you too, buddy. <3
(Having slept a whopping 3 hours since 8am yesterday, I will now spend quality time petting Hugo and watching some Lucifer until I go to bed at like 8pm.)
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@dsalo@digipres.club 2026-05-05 20:01
@lynnemthomas@wandering.shop when I got back from Dad's funeral and associated stuff last year: Finnsie: Oh, you're back. Hi there. Lancelot: YOU ABANDONED ME FOREVER HOW COULD YOU I AM A TOTAL WRECK WHERE WERE YOU WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG I MISSED YOU DID YOU MEET ANY OTHER CATS IS THAT WHY YOU LEFT PET ME PET ME PET ME I AM IN ANGUISH HERE ALSO I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE PLEASE BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO PET ME