Post #2216231
2026-05-08 10:25 UTC
hey did you hear terry lost his dick? yeah, i'm serious. the doctors said they can't reattach it. it's too small. yeah it's the surface area. yeah. the condom bit his dick off. yeah it was a smart condom. yeah. it turns out they're real easy to hack. no, i don't know why a condom needs wi-fi access.
#shitpost #nsfw
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@serigala_tropis@lgbtqia.space 2026-05-08 10:34
@fuckfetish@fuckaas.space the condom needs wifi access because there is a competitive feature to track performance and comparing it to other users. It is a feature of smart condoms that track and score sexual activity of the user, which can be accessed on the mobile app, available on smartphone. #shitpost #nsfw