Post #2074890

2017-11-20 01:08 UTC

youre sittin at your computer. maybe youre readin a book. watchin TV. anyway its time to chill? right???? WRONG. immediately you are interrupted by extremely loud thumps on your window!!!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!! im outside. im lookin into your window. THUMP!!!! im throwin fucking chickens at your window!!!! you open the window &quot;look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! lo

Replies (18)

@jk@mastodon.social 2017-11-20 17:24

look at my cluckers

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@pan@glitch.social 2017-11-20 01:15

@jk@mastodon.social this cluckers thing is good. i'm pro cluckers

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@pawnshopheart@mastodon.social 2017-11-20 01:16

@jk@mastodon.social i think that the effect of all your cluckers posts is maximized by how far apart they are

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@witchfynder_finder@cybre.space 2017-11-20 01:19

@jk@mastodon.social This has been a wild fuckin ride all day and I've loved every moment of it.

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@sydneyfalk@mst3k.interlinked.me 2017-11-20 01:25

@jk@mastodon.social MOTHER_CLUCKERS from Ubisoft

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@bmt@mammouth.cafe 2017-11-20 03:23

@jk@mastodon.social You think you are kidding. You are not. I live inside the city limits of one of the ten largest cities in the USA. The people across the street from me have a pig and a dozen or so very large chickens. It's all legal; their lot has a grandfathered "agricultural" zoning status. The pig keeps to himself but the chickens wander in everybody's yard. Other than the mental trauma they inflict on my cat, they're fine. The neighbor gives us eggs. Stay clucky, San Diego.

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@Efi@mastodon.social 2017-11-20 11:01

@jk@mastodon.social *punches your snoot*

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@bea@glitch.social 2017-11-20 15:43

@jk@mastodon.social i will never lok at them! bastard!!

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@sivy@mastodon.social 2017-11-20 15:47

@jk@mastodon.social I don't get this but it made my hour

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@a_breakin_glass@cybre.space 2017-11-20 15:56

@jk@mastodon.social chickens suck *beats you to death with a pigeon*

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@Irick@vulpine.club 2017-11-20 15:57

@jk@mastodon.social Duck your mucking cluckers.

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@meganox@mastodon.social 2017-11-20 17:33

@jk@mastodon.social *finally signs up to mastodon* now, who do we follow? … "look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! lo" *deletes account*

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@LindsayLaNoire@mastodon.social 2017-11-20 20:22

. @jk@mastodon.social Is this an episode of Welcome To Nightvale ?

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@charlag@birb.site 2022-04-26 18:34

@jk@mastodon.social the undying excellence, the ultimate post molded into a perfect, timeliness form

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@spiderkid@koyu.space 2022-04-26 19:58

@jk@mastodon.social Didnt even send an obscure image of a scrungy chicken afterwards, 3/10 posted wanted to see the cluckers.

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@Ronflaix@cybre.space 2022-04-26 22:45

@jk@mastodon.social I still think of the damn cluckers, Josef. They haunt me, they cluck at me in the dark, in the day, when I'm not looking at where they could be. Cluckers, man, cluckers everywhere.

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@amarok3@mastodon.social 2023-07-15 20:52

@jk@mastodon.social (|) I like that off button <3

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@Skirmisher@snoot.tube 2024-11-29 18:10

@jk@mastodon.social oh, how did I ever forget about "look at my cluckers"

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