Post #2052444
2026-04-29 18:41 UTC
Assuming a person born in 2000, with a 100 year life expectancy for easy math. In order to live to 3263, would need to live 1263 years, or 1263% life expectancy, which would mean 100% by default + 1163% via masturbation. So masturbate an average of 58,15 times per week, or 8,3 times per day.
It would hurt a lot, but I can see it being possible.
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@Lumisal@lemmy.world 2026-04-29 19:11
But you’re assuming starting at age 0 with that, so it’d be even higher daily count.
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@Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2026-04-29 19:30
That’s just what I did this last sabbath, man