Post #2028555
2026-05-01 07:57 UTC
It's #Walpurgisnacht, beware!
On this night, Kash Patel's eyes leave his head. They merge with RFK Jr's voice, Hegseth's booze breath, Drumpf's micropeen, and Erika Kirk's pleather jeggings to form a single horrid creature that prowls this haunted night, drunkenly exposing itself to teenage girls and making unfounded claims about vaccines.
#monsters
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@jack@xeno.glyphpress.com 2026-05-01 13:48
Now it's May Day. Take to the streets and unmake the penisjeggingseyeball beast!!! 👁🍆👁👖👖👖👖🍺💨 Let it burn in the light of a gorgeous spring morning. #resist 👊👊👊
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@JoshuaACNewman@xeno.glyphpress.com 2026-05-01 16:37
@jack It's important to note that the things we know about Trump's penis from eyewitnesses are not just that it's small, but that's is also weird.