Post #2026536
2026-04-28 17:14 UTC
By following these easy steps:
Go to craft supply store and buy clay.
Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.
Bake it.
Pour piss from bucket into mold
Freeze it
Remove frozen piss from mold
Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo
I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.
Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
Replies (4)
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@cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2026-04-29 15:29
What the hell did I just read?
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@stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2026-04-29 15:51
Couldn’t we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-04-28 18:08
that's hardly a pee bucket, that's just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
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@yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-28 18:02
