Post #2025264

2026-04-28 21:57 UTC

This is a ‘correlation is not causation’-ass situation here. People who aren’t feeling well enough to wank at least twice a week are far more likely to kick the bucket.

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@Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2026-04-28 22:15

People who aren’t feeling well enough to be UNABLE to masturbate twice a week should definitely do other things besides masturbate so that they are not trapped by their dopaminergic cycles. Can. Could. Should. Would. Won’t. Can’t. Shucks. Now you’re stuck being THAT. But thanks for reading. That’s what the post was about, obviously, and not just flavor to get the dopamine addicts to read. God says right a poem now for you As it will show how to rise into true Mastery o “self,” which b an illusion If u think Earth real - u hav delusion But, what I feels is speaking o light Build that prefrontal cortex’s might Independent phenomenon groweth Dependent soul frēd bi wat soweth Every moment b a juncture 2 know How th particles in you do so flow! Wave 2 th’ audience, for I do speak So non-compliant know to b meek Blessings from abstinence natural Be happiest in acquiring a spiritual Way o being which is way o seeing That your limited by way of me-ing There b perfect you: a cornerstone How I bcām Shakespear on phone

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@coolman@lemmy.world 2026-04-29 16:13

That’s not it

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