Post #2020335
2026-04-05 13:38 UTC
https://www.intelligentliving.co/scientists-finally-figured-out-how-eels-reproduce/ Secret of eel sex finally revealed, Sigmund Freud finally proved right!
Or maybe Freud was wrong? I don’t know what Freud thought about Eels reproducing I only know he spent like 10 years dissecting them to try and work out how sexy eel sex sexes sex their sexy sexness, without sexcess, I mean success. And I don’t know what the article says. I haven’t read that either. But someone finally knows something on this slippery topic.
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@secretgeek@mastodon.cloud 2026-04-05 13:40
The article says that back in 2021 someone stated “We have been to the moon, and yet we still do not know how eels sexually reproduce” — I mean Jesus, obviously the reason we’ve got no idea is because we’re looking in the wrong places! We really thought there would be a sex-eel waiting for us on the moon, holding an envelope and saying “well, you’ve come to the right location, congratulations here is the secret of eel sex”
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@AnthoDerv@famichiki.jp 2026-04-05 13:53
@secretgeek@mastodon.cloud finally