@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al
Post #1945735
2026-05-03 20:32 UTC
NOTE TO SELF: Offer coffee next time you host a children's birthday party.
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@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al 2026-05-03 20:39
Every children's birthday party should have a designated "Please don't talk to me, I'm just here to make sure my kid doesn't shank anyone" zone. Down to 21% charge. Please send energized thoughts.