@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al
Post #1945734
2026-05-03 20:39 UTC
Every children's birthday party should have a designated "Please don't talk to me, I'm just here to make sure my kid doesn't shank anyone" zone.
Down to 21% charge. Please send energized thoughts.
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@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al 2026-05-03 20:53
This party has everything: a DJ, a hair stylist, pizza, and paper-mache pop culture mascots. People go all out on kids parties around here. Makes me wonder about the kind of adults this creates. Figure for our next party, I'll just cut up a bunch of lengths of PVC pipe, go to the park, and let the kids beat the crap out of each other for two hours while the adults are off to the side drinking coffee and posting through it. That'll be fun AND educational. 20%. The screen is getting dark.