Post #1904137
2026-05-02 18:44 UTC
@Ambulocetus A man parks his car in Florida. A Secret Service agent rushes over. "You can't park there, it's right outside Mar-a-Lago!"
"Don't worry, sir," the man replies, "I made sure to lock it."
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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us 2026-05-02 18:46
@Ambulocetus Two former schoolmates run into each other and strike up a conversation. "I became a schoolteacher," one says, "how about you?" "I work for the DOGE 2.0 now," the other replies. "We root out dissatisfied government employees and report them for anti-American ideals." "But what about satisfied employees?" "We report them for embezzlement, compounded by failing to submit our cut."