Post #1904136
2026-05-02 17:56 UTC
@Ambulocetus A cucumber, a radish, a tomato, and a botfly all apply to join the Trump Administration.
The cucumber is turned away for being too green. They hate windmills.
The radish is turned away for being "MAGA red in skin only."
The tomato is turned away for being too soft and not a war-fighter.
The botfly returns to the vegetables and announces that she got in!
When the vegetables ask how, she replies, "Don't you know? They always let in another parasite!"
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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us 2026-05-02 18:44
@Ambulocetus A man parks his car in Florida. A Secret Service agent rushes over. "You can't park there, it's right outside Mar-a-Lago!" "Don't worry, sir," the man replies, "I made sure to lock it."