Post #1904135
2026-05-02 17:50 UTC
@Ambulocetus A teacher in a blue state asks the students what their parents do for a living. A little girl named Zoë says, "My father is in prison for murder." The concerned teacher calls Zoë's mother and says "Zoë told me her father is in prison for murder!"
Zoë's mother sighs. "No, she's just trying to save face. Her father actually works for ICE."
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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us 2026-05-02 17:56
@Ambulocetus A cucumber, a radish, a tomato, and a botfly all apply to join the Trump Administration. The cucumber is turned away for being too green. They hate windmills. The radish is turned away for being "MAGA red in skin only." The tomato is turned away for being too soft and not a war-fighter. The botfly returns to the vegetables and announces that she got in! When the vegetables ask how, she replies, "Don't you know? They always let in another parasite!"