Post #1904132
2026-05-02 17:33 UTC
@Ambulocetus Three men are thrown together into a single cell in CECOT. They ask each other what they're in for.
The first one says, "I was singing She Sells Sanctuary, and my AI-TV ratted me out for violating the COMEY ACT."
The second one says, "The same, only I was reading She Sells Seashells to my daughter."
They both turn to the third man. After a pause, he says, "I am James Comey."
Replies (3)
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@Ambulocetus@mefi.social 2026-05-02 17:34
@raganwald LOL
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@Ambulocetus@mefi.social 2026-05-02 17:36
@raganwald Christmas can no longer be celebrated in Trump's America. Joseph has been drafted into the army. Maria got deported. The shepherds are on a peace vigil and the three wise men have returned to the East.
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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us 2026-05-02 17:50
@Ambulocetus A teacher in a blue state asks the students what their parents do for a living. A little girl named Zoë says, "My father is in prison for murder." The concerned teacher calls Zoë's mother and says "Zoë told me her father is in prison for murder!" Zoë's mother sighs. "No, she's just trying to save face. Her father actually works for ICE."