Post #1904128
2026-05-02 17:18 UTC
@Ambulocetus A Trump-appointee enters the Judge's Robing Room and as he gets back into civilian garb, he can't stop chuckling. Another judge asks what's so funny.
"I just heard the funniest nickname for President Trump!"
Ooooh, share!
"I can't—I just sent Jimmy Kimmel to CECOT for it!"
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@Ambulocetus@mefi.social 2026-05-02 17:32
@raganwald Reminds me of this one- Two East German policemen were standing guard near the trail dividing Berlin. ‘What do you think of our regime?’ asked the first. ‘The same as you,’ the second replied. ‘In that case, it is my duty to arrest you.’
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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us 2026-05-02 17:33
@Ambulocetus Three men are thrown together into a single cell in CECOT. They ask each other what they're in for. The first one says, "I was singing She Sells Sanctuary, and my AI-TV ratted me out for violating the COMEY ACT." The second one says, "The same, only I was reading She Sells Seashells to my daughter." They both turn to the third man. After a pause, he says, "I am James Comey."