Shakira warned us
2026-04-21 10:53 UTC
Replies (9)
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@sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-21 11:55
But you can always trust men who like big butts for they cannot lie.
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@A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 11:47
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@Hackbraten@lemmy.zip 2026-04-21 11:38
If men don’t have hips, where do their legs attach to?
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@Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-21 16:32
Have you never seen a woman wear a belt??
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@RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2026-04-21 15:06
We have hips but still need a belt because men's pants aren't built to hug the hips because women would get jealous of how much better our asses naturally are with no effort on our part :3
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@OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 2026-04-21 15:12
I wear a belt cause I got no butt. I've had my butt chewed out so many times there's nothing left.
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@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 11:32
Shakira's next hit single "Guts Don't Help" about to drop
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@lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2026-04-21 19:35
I wear belts for the aesthetics. My pants fit fine without them.
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@Aeao@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 22:07
You’re thinking of suspenders to where a belt has to have hips to sit on.