Post #1833311
2026-04-30 01:59 UTC
My wife, daughter and granddaughter have travelled to Mordor to grapple with the Eye of Kea. Pretty certain I know who will get to assemble the furniture.
Replies (4)
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@thomasbeagle@mastodon.nz 2026-04-30 02:19
@billbennett One hex key to bring them all and in the frustration bind them.
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@DrCuriosity@cloudisland.nz 2026-04-30 02:25
@billbennett They keep saying some joker called Allen can put it all together, but I don't see him rolling his sleeves up eh.
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@macronencer@mastodon.scot 2026-04-30 04:50
@billbennett "Gondor calls for aid!" "Where were they?" "In the café, I think."
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@airshipper@cloudisland.nz 2026-04-30 04:44
@billbennett how can you be expected to assemble the furniture if you didn't get any meatballs!?