Post #1826117
2026-05-01 00:46 UTC
Thinking that your favourite lover is the best person ever is natural, but this guy wants to quantify and rank and make it scientific.
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@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2026-05-01 01:36
This just brings to mind a freshly-minted poly amorous management consultant looking to apply a rank-and-yank to the polycule but needing to find a more objective metric than “I don’t like you”.