@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems
Post #1827187
2026-05-01 01:36 UTC
This just brings to mind a freshly-minted poly amorous management consultant looking to apply a rank-and-yank to the polycule but needing to find a more objective metric than “I don’t like you”.
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@CinnasVerses@awful.systems 2026-05-01 05:14
Most of us: "she smells good and the sounds she makes when she gets excited grip something deep inside me" Tech Bros: "her vaginal microbiome is in the 99th percentile and her Verbal SAT is in the 95th percentile"