Post #1797702
2026-04-30 05:46 UTC
Replies (5)
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@sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 2026-04-30 06:18
Remember my super cool Rattata vagina? My Rattata vagina is different from regular Rattata vaginas. It’s like my Rattata vagina is in the top percentage of rattatas vaginas.
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@samvines@awful.systems 2026-04-30 06:31
This guy introduces himself as the first person who will never die on the conference circuit (because he’s super into longevity and anti-aging tech and having young mens blood injected into him and stuff). I’m not condoning violencr here but rather… consider that even if you never age, you can still get hit by a bus Bryan!
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@CinnasVerses@awful.systems 2026-04-30 14:40
Bryan Johnson also has free unsolicited sex tips for men on twitter including the wonderful combination “control the speed you touch her to the cm per second” and “try not to monitor yourself it turns you off” xcancel.com/bryan_johnson/…/2022490768099938487#m
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@rook@awful.systems 2026-04-30 18:15
Turns out it might not be possible to win at vaginal microbiomes, which is a totally normal thing to want in the first place. Seems like bryan may have completely misinterpreted a couple of papers on the subject, which honestly doesn’t bode well for the rest of his biology expertise. Cat Hicks: The idea that this is the “best bacterial species” is a huge sign of a grifter btw. The entire idea of a microbiome includes that you need BALANCE. Microbiomes are a fragile ecosystem. “Up and to the right is always better” is absurd here, I’m sorry are we in a corporate board room She brings references: mastodon.social/@grimalkina/116494716079076018
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@Soyweiser@awful.systems 2026-04-30 21:33
top 1% So… 1 in a 100? That isn’t that impressive. I’m ignoring the utter weirdness of what he is even talking about, but you expect a billionaire to have at least a better grasp of numbers.