Post #1798587
2026-04-30 06:31 UTC
This guy introduces himself as the first person who will never die on the conference circuit (because he’s super into longevity and anti-aging tech and having young mens blood injected into him and stuff).
I’m not condoning violencr here but rather… consider that even if you never age, you can still get hit by a bus Bryan!
Replies (2)
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@fullsquare@awful.systems 2026-04-30 07:17
wasn’t there a case of some supplements that were contaminated with lead? you know, a sneaky neurotoxin with no antidote whose results only show up months later
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@swlabr@awful.systems 2026-04-30 18:14
Well, he’s a tech ceo guy, so he doesn’t know that buses or trains exist