Post #1792501

2025-06-29 18:49 UTC

i am the language model of a modern big tech company i don't store information, i just generate statistically i'm trained on stolen data, and i reproduce it shittily i'll rot your brain and make you look incompetent if you use me

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@trochee@dair-community.social 2025-06-29 18:52

@lina@neuromatch.social Attention @alex@dair-community.social you may have to perform this

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@noctuaminervae@toot.si 2025-06-29 22:24

@lina@neuromatch.social I’m confidently, glibly wrong, but plausibly grammatical, And not obscene, cause Kenyans screened out training too traumatical. If asked to cite my sources, half of them will be fantastical, That’s what you get for cribbing from a parrot that’s stochastical.

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@MuseumJoe@oldbytes.space 2025-06-30 17:35

@lina@neuromatch.social data_singing_penafore.gif

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@cryptadamist@universeodon.com 2025-06-30 18:25

@lina@neuromatch.social sung to the tune of "i am a vocoder" (cc: @davidgerard@circumstances.run) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQfv0MvBfHs

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@Unixbigot@aus.social 2025-06-30 22:31

@lina@neuromatch.social @alex@dair-community.social related: https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/111939052127214891

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@officerripley@mastodon.social 2025-07-01 00:39

@lina@neuromatch.social You win the internet today! ❤️

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@Linza@kamu.social 2026-05-06 17:45

@lina@neuromatch.social @regionfree@mastodon.social World Heritage Thread

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