@usernameusername@sh.itjust.works
Post #176675
2026-01-29 16:50 UTC
Replies (15)
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@magnetosphere@fedia.io 2026-01-29 17:36
I think I have to side with mom on this one
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@Soulphite@reddthat.com 2026-01-29 17:07
This gal is all kinds of fucked up... charge your fuckin phone! Clear your fuckin unread messages! How do people live like that?
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@natecox@programming.dev 2026-01-29 17:36
My existence proves you can give birth to a half-assed baby.
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@HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2026-01-29 17:31
Momma's got a whole ass of attitude.
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-01-29 19:19
"I regret to inform you that your child was born with only half an ass."
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@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-29 22:03
Okay, but the real question is: Did she give birth to a whole-ass baby or a whole ass-baby?
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@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2026-01-29 17:47
Every child knows they done right when they finally have a parent lose it over their lame slang. I know I was proud of myself when my mom did the same. The twist though is she picked it up, thinking it was cool, and now still uses it decades later. So, she won there in the long run.
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@BigDiction@lemmy.world 2026-01-30 03:19
Getting chastised for language by your mom like this and having 113 unread texts is so on point.
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@Gork@sopuli.xyz 2026-01-29 17:29
Yes. Half-assed baby.
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@Formfiller@lemmy.world 2026-01-30 03:38
My kid is pretty half ass
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@doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2026-01-30 00:50
I feel like maybe somebody needs to say it - guys, that's not how babies are made.
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@Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2026-01-29 22:21
Just tell them 'No, your sister is having a half assed baby just like you would. '
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@doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2026-01-30 00:52
One of my kids was born with a crooked ass, but it straightened out after she started walking. She still has different size feet though.
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@violentfart@lemmy.world 2026-01-29 17:14
Full beans. Whole ass. Maximum effort.
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@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2026-01-30 10:55
People putting zero thought into their vocabulary and just parroting popular phrases is also my pet peeve