Post #1729441
2026-04-19 16:05 UTC
As a doctor, I can assure you there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.
Replies (5)
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@JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-20 02:28
Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.
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@thirstyhyena@lemmy.world 2026-04-20 05:51
Are eyelashes digestible? Or do the spiders have stomach full of them?
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@ddplf@szmer.info 2026-04-19 16:31
The funniest part - this is unironically true. Yes, really. I'm an internet commentator.
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@orenj@leminal.space 2026-04-20 02:00
another reason to love spiders <3
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@ptolemai@lemmy.world 2026-04-20 01:21
Whirring sound of sonic screwdriver