Post #1729439
2026-04-20 02:28 UTC
Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.
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@bampop@lemmy.world 2026-04-20 05:02
The traditional way is to scoop out your eyeballs and blast bug spray into the sockets. Can’t say it recommend it as they just tend to take refuge in the brain, and if you don’t kill them you’ll really piss them off. Better just to cancel all your TV subscription services and read 18th century literature for at least 6 hours a day. There is a fair chance they will just get bored and leave of their own accord.