Post #1626842

"Here in my garaaage, just bought this uh new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? (Being pretentious about) knowledge. I had to get seven new bookshelves installed to hold 2000 new books. Maybe you've seen my TEDx talk where I talk about reading a book a day. 2000 divided by 365 days equals about five and a quarter years. I'm apparently expressing the view that books are interchangeable, can always be read and understood in one (1) day, and increase this attribute called 'knowledge' like you're an RPG character. It wasn't that long ago that I had a humble backstory designed to make me seem relatable, but then I ran into mentors, which are another thing I'm treating as interchangeable. Now, this isn't a get-rich-quick scheme (which I'm defining in a way specifically to exclude what I'm doing here), if something sounds too good to be true it usually is (like this video). So come to my website, and watch a different video."