Post #1585757
2026-04-22 10:35 UTC
The breakfast menu at Burger King is awful. Why don't they have an English muffin on here? Did McDonald's patent it or something? Are you trying to tell me that Burger King is too fucking proud to blatantly steal a menu item? It never stopped them in the past!
"The Crossain'wich" are you fucking kidding me? Eat my cock and balls and asshole. If I ever get served one of those I'm burning this motherfucker to the ground with everyone inside, no survivors.
Replies (4)
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@Crux_Invictus@poa.st 2026-04-22 10:36
Your mistake was going to Burger King, you should've gone to Hungry Jacks.
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@monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st 2026-04-22 10:40
It doesn't have English muffins because it's customer base are black
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@Rwoeidk@poa.st 2026-04-22 12:12
poor raccoon, he can't even rummage through this trash can properly :sad_dog:
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@Atomic_Samson@shitpost.cloud 2026-04-22 22:42
What was that fuck-huge breakfast sandwich they had back in the day? The 'egg-normus' sandwich or some such?