Post #1555651
2026-04-23 01:30 UTC
Replies (13)
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@Forestofenchantment@furville.drinkanddrive.africa 2026-04-23 03:21
@gumnos Making a company decision to prioritize battery life over CPU performance is based though.
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@kwayk42@sechtor.social 2026-04-23 04:38
@gumnos don't forget the new proprietary plug to charge the new one and apply updates
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@runoutgroover@cloudisland.nz 2026-04-23 06:40
@gumnos 😹
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@GOKUSHRM@mastodon.social 2026-04-23 07:12
@gumnos price going to be rise with new CEO. Good luck iPhone folks ..😅
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@bread80@mstdn.social 2026-04-23 07:58
@gumnos A new CEO is available. Would you like to install? [Yes] [Remind me later]
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@rampagerslife@girldick.gay 2026-04-23 08:59
@gumnos [228] what did they shoot the old one's kneecaps out or something?? /j
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@simonf@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-23 09:41
@gumnos If you liked that, you’ll probably love this from the same bunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig
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@tintinaujapon@mastodon.au 2026-04-23 10:07
@gumnos Tom Basso authored it.
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@xconde@social.chinwag.org 2026-04-23 19:19
@gumnos https://chaser.com.au/business/apple-announces-new-ceo-deliberately-slows-down-old-one/ It was Tom Basso: https://chaser.com.au/author/tom2/
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@Baa@mk.absturztau.be 2026-04-23 22:19
@gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe This is a gross misrepresentation. It's true, they have slowed Tim Cook down a lot, but this will help him live longer
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@nomenloony@nomenloony.com 2026-04-26 07:27
@gumnos apparently they've also reduced his energy capacity too. It's not all light though as the new one has to do everything through once port - a very messy process - you need an £899 "iPoop" to enable multiple input and output ports. But he does "come" in 4 colours... 😏 (Sorry. Smut)
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@ottaross@mastodon.social 2026-04-26 14:15
@gumnos the old one would probably be fine for several more years, but he's almost impossible to fix.
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@maurice@pompat.us 2026-04-26 19:30
@gumnos for severance, the board is pushing U2’s entire back catalog to all of his Apple devices whether he wants it or not.