Poor ninjas
2026-04-21 23:42 UTC
Replies (11)
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@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 2026-04-22 05:17
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@GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-22 03:47
Trump: I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! Ninja: He just fucking shit his pants. It smells like rotten ketchup, we gotta get outta here!
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@kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 2026-04-22 03:32
Are you a bad enough dude to just walk away and let them keep him?
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@bizarroland@lemmy.world 2026-04-22 00:48
I'm starting a gofundme for the ninjas to support them during this trying time. If everyone chips in $5, we can make the world a better place.
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@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-21 23:52
The White House, ten minutes later… 
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-04-22 00:34
The President is a Bad Dude. And not in the slang way that means good.
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@thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-22 00:33
Good dudes
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@db2@lemmy.world 2026-04-22 00:04
They'll never get the smell out of their clothes.
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@samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-22 17:44
 https://deathgenerator.com/#gallery
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@lugal@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-22 17:30
This reminds me of a joke I first heard when W. Bush was president: In a traffic jam, a group of people go from car to car and say: Some terrorists kidnapped the president and said, they will douse him with gasoline and put him on fire if they don't get a million dollars. So we are collecting donations. – Ok, so how much do people tend to give? – About a gallon or two.
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@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2026-04-22 18:11
This isn’t based on the news cycle isn’t it? Disappoint.