Post #1495216
2026-04-01 13:47 UTC
@brauner no, this is clearly the wrong approach. Bootloaders like #GRUB run before the kernel, so clearly they should be responsible. I suggest adding DNA-based verification. Simply send a saliva sample to your nearest lab when booting the computer. This simple process only takes 60-90 business days, so the usability impact would be minimal.
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@ShadowInTheVoid@topspicy.social 2026-04-01 14:53
@samuel @brauner I know this is a joke but adding something in GRUB to say your over 18 before the OS even boots would mean that the OS itself can just say adult=true and everyone is happy
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@tezoatlipoca@mas.to 2026-04-01 15:04
@samuel @brauner well a more practical implementation of this would be breathalyzer lock outs like they have on cars. You have to blow under a set blood alcohol content before you can unlock/boot your computer (possibly a separate additional limit for posting on the internet) As someone who has possibly posted a hot take or seven while under the influence before, this might actually be a good thing.